Encyclopedias sales are down.
(via akiraneko:Golbarg Bashi)
You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
Paper Cuts by Annie Vought
Hotel Wiesler, Austria
I hope this is an obstacle in my “Muddy Fanatic” mud race tomorrow. Hug a baby elephant then move along.
Play Time (by Andrew Pescod)
Will Smith will back hand pimp slap a bitch*.
*Urkrainian journalist
Well …. this is awkward.
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